Joketime: Equipment for women’s use

I receive a lot of text jokes… Nothing scandalous but maybe a hint of something naughty once in a while. I figured I might as well save some of the jokes I receive and share it…

Pinoy-style humor..paminsan-minsan or if may oras… (p.s. pati pagka spelling at tinamad na ako…sorry na lang po)…

You are all free to share or post jokes which you may have come across here…siguro i-precede lang ng JOKETIME or something…para makita kaagad..

JOKETIME!

Aboard a plane.

Woman: Father, cud u hide dis new and expensive hairdryer under ur robe? I’m afraid customs will charge exorbitantly 4 it.

Priest: Ok my dear, but if dey ask, I can’t lie.

Later at customs….

Customs Officer: Do u have anything 2 declare Father?

Priest: Underneath this robe, I have an equipment designed for women, but to this date, remains unused.

Customs Officer: Hahaha! If u say so Father! Next please!   😉

– Jun 16, ’07 2:33 PM